Here’s the rural broadband version of those BT Infinity ads.
Geeky young man tries to impress young woman with his knowledge of Duran Duran. “I’ve got all their stuff” he says, and rushes out of the room. He sneaks out the back door, jumps into a land rover and races to the nearest town. Later, he rushes back into the house with a pile of secondhand Duran Duran vinyl records under his arm, only to find the woman of his desires curled up on the sofa with his housemate.
Geeky young man answers the cottage door to young Spanish woman. “Me and my friends are staying next door for the Olympics, can you help us contact home?” As he nods, a procession of young Spanish women push past him into the house and make for his landline telephone. Later, young man is seen frowning over his phone bill which amounts to thousands of pounds.